Okay here are the facts. It's Saturday night and Lu is asleep. I should be, but I'm not. I started messing around with Facebook because Lu invited me to her network, and I gotta say it's more fun than Second Life.

Another fact is, I need help defeating the Pirates. Although I'm a Pastafarian, I'm also still a Ninja. I guess you could call me part of the group of Ninjas for Flying Spaghetti Monsters. It's like Jews for JC, but weirder.