From Get It In Writing, I bring you 8 web moneymakers. Some were scams. Some are still generating profits.

Or maybe perhaps you are here looking for a Simpsonian quote made real. "You got any of that beer that has candy floating in it, you know, Skittlebrau?" asked Homer. "Such a product does not exist, sir! You must have dreamed it," Apu replied. Well, Apu was wrong.

You'll also want to see if you're up to the Ninja Challenge. How many do you see?

And let's talk about cats. There are three of them in the apartment right now, and they are beginning to take over. There were recent articles in the NYTimes and Washington Post about the origins of the domestic feline. It seems as though the cats decided to engage with humans for a very specific reason, at a very specific point in the development of civilization. The conclusions ring true, because it's still quite clear the cats are here because they've agreed to it. Mostly. Oh shit. Gotta go feed them. They've taken Lu hostage and are demanding tuna. Later.