All right! Winter's finally rolling in a little bit. Rain on the way but the sad part is it won't even get cold enough to give Tahoe the load it needs. I'm eager to snowboard. I just want to wait until there's some action on the mountain before we make the trek north. Instead, we're going south and east, soon. FL with the folks and it's sure to be a hoot.

It was so great, the other day I decided I would give golf a try and go out for a round with Lu's dad. We thought he would be psyched to spend an afternoon with the new son-in-law. Lu then decided that she'd give it a try, too, since Mom's a golfer as well. The four of us would have fun, we thought! But of course, the first thing they say to us when we're talking to them on the phone about the upcoming trip... the first thing her dad says when we bring up playing a round is just so perfect it makes us laugh out loud. He says, "Well, we'll take you to the driving range first and we'll see how you do."

If you don't suck we'll take you out in public. Maybe.

I wonder what he's going to think when I whip out a sixer and toss him a bottle. He just might plotz!

Alright onward. The net is fucking weird today. The whole astronaut in a diaper, wig and trenchcoat racing 900 miles across the US of A with pepper spray and a BB gun to confront a rival lover seems to have put a weird spell on all the tubes. I can see Google kinda shaking itself sorting the links reading along at lightspeed, going Whaa? What? Were you feeling stupid? What the fuck is wrong with these so-called people?

This is rather nutty, too. It is a first hand account about a Yakuza war that's just started in Japan. Meantime there was a little internet battle waged this morning. I think it might still be affecting things, or perhaps a new assault. All the big sites seem sluggish or something. Maybe it's me. Maybe it's all me! Maybe the net isn't weird today at all and that's just the way I'm perceiving it. Could be. It's better than being a crazy dog, though. That's for sure.

Last bits: Trey's got some splaining to do in NY tomorrow. Not Whitehall, though. This looks like a lot more fun. Also, new site just opened. Get an account, fast, before your username is taken. But don't worry you get free, unlimited account editing. Fucking sweet. Alright, later. And stay dry.